Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
you were passed out so I asked you what my name was and you opened your eyes and yelled "ricotta cheese"
that's when i decided you were gonna be okay
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.