Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
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He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
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Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
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Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."