on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
I woke up to a text that said "You're a fucking asshole" Why is she so pissed at me?
Im guessing it has something to do with running up to her boyfriend screaming "THIS IS SPARTA" and kicking him in the balls.
Is that considered a cock block?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.