I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
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Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
When you mimic motorboating Jennifer Love Hewitt, is it really that hard to understand why no one thinks you're straight?
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I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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