lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
Randomize
