I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
We talked him into tasing himself.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
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