Drunk in a bar in Texas. The 24 y/o hottie I am chatting up just called me a male cougar. I am dealing with this whole turning 40 thing juuuust fine.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
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I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
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