My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
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It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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