Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
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