Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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