I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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