Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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