he wants to bone in the snuggie
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Watching her eat just hurts me
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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