He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
By the way, we're gonna have to get a new rug for the livingroom i kinda started ours on fire...
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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