went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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