But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
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Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Ok but if you die you have to get "I should've listened to Mike" carved into your tombstone
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
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Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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