Whod you bang
Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
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Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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