I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
honey bunches of taint.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
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we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
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I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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