Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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