i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
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3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
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got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
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