You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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