This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
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Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
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Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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