Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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