Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I have a cup of vodka in my bathroom with a straw in it. Yes, I am ready for this bikini wax.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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