found a strand of your hair in my car. it's 1 ft 7 inches long
wtf you measured my hair?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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