Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Ahh you know it's going to be a long day when you mistake a beer for a sprite at 10:30 in the morning while babysitting
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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