C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
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