i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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