Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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