DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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