I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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