at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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