new low.... made out with someone while peeing
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
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Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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