I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
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