It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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