My friends, they love my intelligence
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
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