You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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