your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
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There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
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I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
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