You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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