No stitches, just platelets and will power
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
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it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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