We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
"I'm 22, I could die in a piano bar." -a sentence i actually just said to my boss
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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