i just heard one Asian kid say to another, "i bet if i could get into Harvard i could get laid all the time, my brother lost his virginity the first night there."
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
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