Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
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I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
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I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
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