OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
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maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
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Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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