I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
The doctor said 'youre the 2nd youngest person that ive seen with this condition. Thats probably not the silver medal you were looking for today.'
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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