is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
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