Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
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I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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