I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
i may have used way too many innuedos last night. i scared him off. but really... how could i pass up "stimulus package" and "flacid economy." don't answer that.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
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No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
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Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
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