Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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