this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
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I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
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Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
Also I feel like death. But like. In a good way
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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