Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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