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There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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