what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
i'm telling everyone you had sex with a puerto rican drug lord
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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