It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
ugly people sure do ruin things
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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