THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Just registered some guy for opium withdrawals. WTF opium withdrawals, who does opium anymore.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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