I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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