4 words: hood of his car
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
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