I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Every man needs a table where they can sit and reflect on the successful penile conquests of the day.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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