It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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